HOLD THE PHONE, you say this ISN'T your first rodeo? Swizzlesticks! I thought we were at a fucking rodeo, and it was your first one! Golly! 7 hours ago
Rumble, Young Man. RT @God_Damn_Batman: If a radioactive spider bit Batman, the spider would get Batman powers. 12 hours ago
ME: "Sweet Karloff Frankenstein tattoo." HIM: "That's my grandpa." ME: "SORRY, Dude. I WAS gonna ask why the cigarette." #boxinggymgaffes16 hours ago
@ghweldon I'm pretty sure the Ceti eels will crawl out & die on their own now that they know Red Tornado is ontp them. Feel better, Pal. 1 day ago
@nprmonkeysee I keed! I keed because I love... scripted drama. KEEDING! Again. Because I -- we'll always have JUSTIFIED, is what I mean. 1 day ago