INT. – 1999 TOYOTA COROLLA – DAY
The two young loves roll merrily along, en route to meet his parents to celebrate his birthday. On the stereo is “Guitar,” the stratospherically awesome first single from Prince’s decent-but-unexceptional new album, Planet Earth.
PRINCE: I love you, Baby. But not like I love my guitar! (Grabs guitar. Shreds, Edge-style.)
MISS CROOKS: Are you trying to tell me something?
ME: I don’t own a guitar.
MISS CROOKS: That just makes it worse.