In one of the the shows at Signature Theatre right now, a woman (named “Woman”) tells a man (“Man”) in precise, step-by-step detail how she plans to sever his penis and scrotum.
In the theater next door, Beaches: The Musical is playing. Six of one…
Why yes, I am fairly pleased with the hed, thanks. It’s one of the very few times I’ve ever managed to top my editor (and Heds Will Roll Tumblr proprietr) Jon Fischer’s suggestion, which is on Heds Will Roll though it’s far more tasteful than mine. Then he came back and nailed the photo caption, so.
Laura C. Harris and Elan Zafir in Signature Theatre’s Tender Napalm (Teresa Wood).